What if Pizza Parlor’s Acted like Game Publishers?

Phone : RING RING!

Pizza guy : Hello -Redacted- Pizza.

Me : Yes I’d like to order a pepperoni pizza.

Pizza guy : Great I’ll just get your info and it will be there in 15 minutes.

*** 20 Minutes Later ***

Phone: RING RING!

Pizza guy : Hello -Redacted- Pizza.

Me : Hi I just ordered a Pepperoni Pizza from you earlier and it only had 2 pepperonis on it.

Pizza guy : Is there a problem?

Me : Well in the past I usually get a pizza’s worth of Pepperonis on a Pepperoni Pizza, I looked at the receipt and you charged me for a Pepperoni Pizza.

Pizza guy : Well that is all the Pepperoni content we intended for your pizza, it is complete.

Me : So your pepperoni pizza only comes with 2 Pepperonis??!?!?

Pizza guy : No! …Actually it varies from pizza to pizza, it depends on what we feel like that pizza needs to be complete. I can assure you you will get the full pepperoni experience from those 2 pepperonis.

Me : I don’t think so…Can’t I get a full pizza worth of pepperonis?

Pizza guy : Sure! Just tell me how many you want, they are 25 cents each.

Me : Well I don’t know exactly how many, I mean, I want the whole pizza to be pepperoni.

Pizza guy : We can send someone out with extra pepperonis, how about that.

Me : Look, can’t you just put the pepperonis on every slice and charge me for the cost of a pizza?

Pizza guy : You mean like on pie Pepperoni Loaded Content?

Phone : -CLICK-